Alex Hines & Sarah Stafford
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Alex Hines & Sarah Stafford

Birds

WINNER Best Comedy & QLD Touring Award – Melbourne Fringe, 2025

SLIP SLOP SLAP- It’s the end of the world b!tch.

Shayna, a wealthy five time divorcee and Beverley, a mother of twelve boys, have come to the beach to escape their lives. Itty bitty bikinis, big hair and the radio blasting Smyle and Smacki-O, this is paradise. Relaxing in their deck chairs, chain smoking their way through conversations about the cutthroat world of tupperware and ingenuity of Holey Moley putt putt golf. Birds fall from the sky, the temperature soars, the world is ending – but they’ve got their heads in the sand.

Come for the tan, stay for the end of days, BYO beach towel xoxo.

“It’s chaotic. It’s unhinged. It’s excellent… It’s a descent into suburban absurdism” ★★★★ The Age

Written by Sarah Stafford and Alex Hines
Additional Writing by David Stewart

"This is ‘Waiting for Godot’ meets ‘Kath & Kim’ and comes highly recommended." ★★★★★
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PERFORMANCE DATES & TIMES

Thu 21 May 2026
6:45pm
Fri 22 May 2026
6:45pm
Sat 23 May 2026
6:45pm
Sun 24 May 2026
5:45pm

VENUE

Switch Room

TICKETS

ADULT
$38*
FRI + SAT
ADULT
$35*
THU + SUN
CONCESSION
$30*
GROUP 6+
$30*
*$7.20 transaction fee applies to all ticket purchases

DURATION

60 minutes
There is a full lockout for this performance and latecomers will not be permitted.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

Suitable for ages 15+

Contains adult themes

Contains coarse language

Contains simulated violence

Children under the age of two are not permitted; all other ages must hold a valid ticket

ACCESSIBILITY

  • wheelchair_accessible
Presented by Sons of Susan
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