Heath Franklin’s Chopper

WINNER – Comic’s Choice – Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018 

Australia’s MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off….and he’s not here to fuck sp*ders! 

That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you. 

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually. 
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to…. 

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. 

PLEASE NOTE
There is a full lockout for this performance and latecomers will not be permitted.
Infants under the age of 2 not permitted.