Heath Franklin’s Chopper
Not Here To F🕷ck Spiders
WINNER – Comic’s Choice – Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018
Australia’s MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off….and he’s not here to fuck sp*ders!
That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.
Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to….
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.
There is a full lockout for this performance and latecomers will not be permitted.
Infants under the age of 2 not permitted.
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PERFORMANCE DATES & TIMES
Suitable for ages 15+
Contains adult themes
Contains coarse language