Lou Wall

Where Are All the Tall Grandmas? Be honest, you’ve never seen one have you? So where the f*ck are they? Do they shrink? Die young? Are short kings eating them!? Or perhaps they are thriving in an underground society, gathering each night by candlelight to uphold the sacred sanctity of the towering matriarch. Lou Wall is not saying that Tall Grandmas are the Illuminati … but they’re also not saying they’re not. 

In this hilariously unhinged new hour, Wall dives head first into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere – a comedic investigation into height, heritage and what it truly means to live large. 

Nominee – Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award 2025 

Music by Nick Batley and Lou Wall
Set/Props by Seamus Quinn